A Quick Story

N and I were watching a movie the other night and this scene played out.
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[A girl is shopping and picks up a cute top, and then puts it down, thinking. A man comes over and takes the top.]

Girl: Hey, I was actually going to get that – I had it set aside right there…

Man: This says size 2. My girlfriend is a size 2. Do you REALLY think you’re a size 2? {insert asshole look}



Me to N: I would PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!

[The girl stops for a second, staring, and then… punches him in the face.]



Me: HOLY CRAP! THAT WAS AWESOME! OMG! (at this point I had jumped off the couch and started jumping up and down and yelling like a crazed football fan.)

[A montage. The girl is next seen in a courtroom, being sent to anger management classes.]



Me: uh. ….

N: Hahahahahahaha. I love you.

The end.

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